The Thing About Space Is…
By Giania • May 2nd, 2007 at 6:13 am • Category: Dream Log| Hot: |
You can hang out there as long as you want. It’s just dark. Take long, slow breaths because the air is very thin. It makes it hard to re-arrange the car if you’re light-headed, afterall. The thin air is going to give you killer drymouth, too, so be prepared to step back into the oxygenated area from time to time and grab a swig of water or – better – juice. There’s simultaneous instances of gravity and no gravity, and the assignment of these states is completely arbitary. You can unhook a car from another car, swing it (gently so you don’t hurl it off into The Black) and hang it from a hook where it will float while you stand firm upon a platform with no visible means of restraint or support.
This of course doesn’t have anything to do with the fact that my toe was dark purple, or that I had a large lump in my side that had a hair sticking out of it I just couldn’t tweeze. It was secondary to some of my other concerns, like the big storm that was coming. It was however pretty shocking that my toe could be that livid shade of plum without hurting and awful lot. Still I had bigger fish to fry like checking to see if I left anything besides stuffed animals and some random tchochkes in the safe in the hotel. Nope. A quick step outside to ask Kento to update my blog or something for me. (Where did Jay disappear to in all this? He was just in the room a minute ago. I don’t remember what he was doing though, preparing for something I think.) We climbed into the car and somehow Ian was driving from the passenger’s side, not following directions and not really paying attention. When he missed a right that threw us off course, with cars piling up behind us is when I demanded the keys. We had to get out of town before that huge storm hit.



AND LEAVE ME TO FEND FOR MYSELF APPARENTLY
Hey I abandoned Jay, too, I guess. Maybe I was a little more worried about the giant purple welts I had going for me than, well, anything else.
Would that make you welt to do?
ALSO: I AM DROWNING AND OR BLOWING AWAY
NO YOU AREN’T I WOKE UP. …which I guess means you don’t exist. Or alternately you exist in more than one location.
Crap, we’d better call a state university metaphysics professor, they’d know what to do!
Risperdal….
Risperdal side effects. Risperdal for adhd. Risperdal….