http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/10/12/from-the-what-the-fuck-files-the-shenis/ you know the drill Sat, 22 Nov 2008 10:12:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/10/12/from-the-what-the-fuck-files-the-shenis/#comment-18795 Billie Wed, 22 Oct 2008 07:20:37 +0000 http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/10/12/from-the-what-the-fuck-files-the-shenis/#comment-18795 Um, the Shenis IS too big and too complex. I use a rolled up coffee lid (cut the edges off) or a plastic disk the size of a CD and it works just fine. I can even pee into a lot of different bottles. The coffee lid is also easier to clean. Um, the Shenis IS too big and too complex. I use a rolled up coffee lid (cut the edges off) or a plastic disk the size of a CD and it works just fine. I can even pee into a lot of different bottles. The coffee lid is also easier to clean.

]]> http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/10/12/from-the-what-the-fuck-files-the-shenis/#comment-13781 Sam Thu, 31 Jul 2008 17:31:27 +0000 http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/10/12/from-the-what-the-fuck-files-the-shenis/#comment-13781 I will um, stand up for the ladies (pun intended). While a guy may be able to pee with a 3.5 inch penis, try pissing out of a 3.5 inch funnel shoved against your vagina. Why is 12 inches bad? It assures no mess on the girl. Better safe than sorry. And it isn't just a funnel. It fits the normal vagina. Try going to your kitchen and using a funnel and not getting any yourself. I will um, stand up for the ladies (pun intended). While a guy may be able to pee with a 3.5 inch penis, try pissing out of a 3.5 inch funnel shoved against your vagina. Why is 12 inches bad? It assures no mess on the girl. Better safe than sorry. And it isn’t just a funnel. It fits the normal vagina. Try going to your kitchen and using a funnel and not getting any yourself.

]]> http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/10/12/from-the-what-the-fuck-files-the-shenis/#comment-2423 RKNet Blog… thing » In Defense of the Shenis - A Broadside Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:30:31 +0000 http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/10/12/from-the-what-the-fuck-files-the-shenis/#comment-2423 [...] Writings hath taken scant Account for the Merits of said Innovation, having elected to lambaste and be-labor [...] [...] Writings hath taken scant Account for the Merits of said Innovation, having elected to lambaste and be-labor [...]

]]> http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/10/12/from-the-what-the-fuck-files-the-shenis/#comment-2410 RKNet Blog… thing » Girls Can Pee Standing Up! Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:33:11 +0000 http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/10/12/from-the-what-the-fuck-files-the-shenis/#comment-2410 [...] while back I wrote an article discussing the less-than-finer points of an invention known as the “shenis”. The inventor happened by here just yesterday and decided to let me know that she wasn’t [...] [...] while back I wrote an article discussing the less-than-finer points of an invention known as the “shenis”. The inventor happened by here just yesterday and decided to let me know that she wasn’t [...]

]]> http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/10/12/from-the-what-the-fuck-files-the-shenis/#comment-2386 Giania Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:02:16 +0000 http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/10/12/from-the-what-the-fuck-files-the-shenis/#comment-2386 No, no I'm definitely not a man, I appreciate the assumption though. Also as noted above, the base concept of the device is perfectly reasonable. It's the execution that strikes me as less than ideal. If the average man, with a 3.5 inch flaccid penis can still urinate standing up without wetting his own pants then it stands to reason an equivalent device for allowing a woman to pee standing up would not have to be 12 inches or more in length. Might be a little easier to control where the fluid goes, but ostensibly less practical to carry, unless it's constructed of a flexible/collapsible material. Also not necessarily that fun to keep clean, as the design seems to imply that it is not a straight shot, but may have a rounded area at the bottom before the exit hole where urine might collect and harbor bacteria or yeast - particularly if camping or on the road where soap and hot water might not be readily available. I like penises as much as the next gal of sexually active age, but I wouldn't want to carry one around that might potentially be a source of infection. Bottom line, there may be a better way to do it than what you've invented, and that's what I was trying to state. You're more than welcome to not like my opinion but you aren't really going to change my mind. I do appreciate the feedback though. No, no I’m definitely not a man, I appreciate the assumption though. Also as noted above, the base concept of the device is perfectly reasonable. It’s the execution that strikes me as less than ideal. If the average man, with a 3.5 inch flaccid penis can still urinate standing up without wetting his own pants then it stands to reason an equivalent device for allowing a woman to pee standing up would not have to be 12 inches or more in length. Might be a little easier to control where the fluid goes, but ostensibly less practical to carry, unless it’s constructed of a flexible/collapsible material. Also not necessarily that fun to keep clean, as the design seems to imply that it is not a straight shot, but may have a rounded area at the bottom before the exit hole where urine might collect and harbor bacteria or yeast - particularly if camping or on the road where soap and hot water might not be readily available. I like penises as much as the next gal of sexually active age, but I wouldn’t want to carry one around that might potentially be a source of infection.
Bottom line, there may be a better way to do it than what you’ve invented, and that’s what I was trying to state. You’re more than welcome to not like my opinion but you aren’t really going to change my mind.
I do appreciate the feedback though.

]]> http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/10/12/from-the-what-the-fuck-files-the-shenis/#comment-2378 kiki curry Mon, 11 Feb 2008 19:37:24 +0000 http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2007/10/12/from-the-what-the-fuck-files-the-shenis/#comment-2378 Obviously this article was written by a man. If one had tried the shenis one would see that it is NOT pure novelty as stated in the article. And... if one had ever needed to pee over the side of the boat and didn't have a penis, one would understand the necessity for the length. As for the Shenis being made to look like a penis, all I can say is ... what the fuck. I invented it so I made it in the image I adore. A penis. Kiki Curry Obviously this article was written by a man. If one had tried the shenis one would see that it is NOT pure novelty as stated in the article. And… if one had ever needed to pee over the side of the boat and didn’t have a penis, one would understand the necessity for the length. As for the Shenis being made to look like a penis, all I can say is … what the fuck. I invented it so I made it in the image I adore. A penis.
Kiki Curry

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