Girls Can Pee Standing Up!

A while back I wrote an article discussing the less-than-finer points of an invention known as the “shenis”. The inventor happened by here just yesterday and decided to let me know that she wasn’t terribly enthused by my rather negative first impression.

Well, once the subject of “what’s a girl to do when there’s no sit-down toilet services available?” was broached, someone was kind enough to mention a similar invention they’d heard of in years past.

The invention in question was developed in 1988 by a Dutch woman named Moon Zijp and is called the P-mate. It’s a simple cardboard funnel, really. It can be folded for discreet and space-saving storage. It comes with a baggie for disposal (or sanitary storage if immediate disposal isn’t available). Most importantly, it allows women the alternative of peeing standing up when conditions merit it.

Now maybe it won’t let you pee off the side of a boat as perfectly as a twelve inch golden dong, but at least I won’t have to worry about urine in my purse afterward. For purchase of the P-mate in the US, please see their US-based order-and-info site.

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4 Comments »

  1. RKNet Blog… thing » In Defense of the Shenis - A Broadside said,

    February 13, 2008 @ 3:17 am

    [...] Previous Writings hath taken scant Account for the Merits of said Innovation, having elected to lambaste and be-labor the Shenis with some Scorn not entirely undeserv’d, and so discount the great Benefites, which can be enumerated at some length by thinking Persons. [...]

  2. RKNet Blog… thing » Our Very First Contest! Design-a-Vagina said,

    February 14, 2008 @ 12:51 am

    [...] all the talk of female body augmentation and supplementation, I felt it was high time somebody treat the subject with the [...]

  3. tom said,

    September 12, 2008 @ 6:36 pm

    if a girl uses this p mate which is a dumb design she technically has a dick sort of
    i”m a man who likes pussy but does not think the idea of a woman wizzing standing up is a good idea its weird-i still say men stand ladies sit or squat thank god us men have dicks too bad the lord created women not too
    TOM

  4. Giania said,

    September 12, 2008 @ 7:54 pm

    LOL HOW DO I ENGLISHED?!

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