Comments on: In Defense of the Shenis - A Broadside http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2008/02/13/in-defense-of-the-shenis-a-broadside/ you know the drill Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:57:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: Ian http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2008/02/13/in-defense-of-the-shenis-a-broadside/#comment-11087 Ian Tue, 01 Jul 2008 16:10:07 +0000 http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2008/02/13/in-defense-of-the-shenis-a-broadside/#comment-11087 "Babe Pussy said, July 1, 2008 @ 11:13 am Thanks for this. Article who your writen was so important for me. Thanks again :)" Greetings, Mr. Pussy! Methinks it exceeding difficult to distinguish twixt ye Markov-chaine-generat'd Commente Spamme (produced by ye Algorithms with ye steam-powered Analytickal Engine), and that Spamme volubly & manually handcrafted by Inhabitants of ye farre-flung Reaches of ye Earthe; notably, of ye Empire of all the Russias, Cathay, the Phillippines, or ye Indies. “Babe Pussy said,
July 1, 2008 @ 11:13 am
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Greetings, Mr. Pussy!

Methinks it exceeding difficult to distinguish twixt ye Markov-chaine-generat’d Commente Spamme (produced by ye Algorithms with ye steam-powered Analytickal Engine), and that Spamme volubly & manually handcrafted by Inhabitants of ye farre-flung Reaches of ye Earthe; notably, of ye Empire of all the Russias, Cathay, the Phillippines, or ye Indies.

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]]> By: Ian http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2008/02/13/in-defense-of-the-shenis-a-broadside/#comment-2442 Ian Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:44:39 +0000 http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2008/02/13/in-defense-of-the-shenis-a-broadside/#comment-2442 I am honor'd beyond Measure that this lowly Broadside hath attracted a worthy Personage, in the Shape and Manner of one such as the celebrated Doctor Hypercube himself! My dear Sir, I have, some Hours ago, Subscrib'd to thy Syndicated Feede, so as to receive Missives and relevante Newes, as these appeare relevant to mine own Interests and Studies, &c., &c., I am honor’d beyond Measure that this lowly Broadside hath attracted a worthy Personage, in the Shape and Manner of one such as the celebrated Doctor Hypercube himself! My dear Sir, I have, some Hours ago, Subscrib’d to thy Syndicated Feede, so as to receive Missives and relevante Newes, as these appeare relevant to mine own Interests and Studies, &c., &c.,

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]]> By: dr.hypercube http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2008/02/13/in-defense-of-the-shenis-a-broadside/#comment-2434 dr.hypercube Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:49:12 +0000 http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2008/02/13/in-defense-of-the-shenis-a-broadside/#comment-2434 You, sir, art made and composéd of WINNE! You, sir, art made and composéd of WINNE!

]]> By: Ian http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2008/02/13/in-defense-of-the-shenis-a-broadside/#comment-2433 Ian Wed, 13 Feb 2008 16:36:36 +0000 http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2008/02/13/in-defense-of-the-shenis-a-broadside/#comment-2433 Yea, verily doth numerous of the landed Gentry possess, in and about their Dwelling-places, Stables, Publick-houses, College rooms, or divers other Out-buildinges and Structures, a columnar ashen Shafte, with a broad Pommel, emblazoned with the Crest of the Manufactory lately of the Ohio River valley- specifically, that Borough named in honor of that Monarch, the august King Louis XVI of France; and, that Object, being invested with a multitude of Uses by an industrious Populace, not the Least of Which, to employ in the rousting, or Intimidation, of divers Princelings (these oft being juniour membres of a Fraternity or other Gentleman's Clubbe) who, through their own Inexperience or lack of Tact, doth befoul the Property of worthy Personages, in dire Error. By the selfsame Token, this humble Author makes no Claim in Support of Ladies who, through Desire to emulate their male Companions, obtaineth a Shenis for these unsavor'd Purposes and Goales. Yea, verily doth numerous of the landed Gentry possess, in and about their Dwelling-places, Stables, Publick-houses, College rooms, or divers other Out-buildinges and Structures, a columnar ashen Shafte, with a broad Pommel, emblazoned with the Crest of the Manufactory lately of the Ohio River valley- specifically, that Borough named in honor of that Monarch, the august King Louis XVI of France; and, that Object, being invested with a multitude of Uses by an industrious Populace, not the Least of Which, to employ in the rousting, or Intimidation, of divers Princelings (these oft being juniour membres of a Fraternity or other Gentleman’s Clubbe) who, through their own Inexperience or lack of Tact, doth befoul the Property of worthy Personages, in dire Error. By the selfsame Token, this humble Author makes no Claim in Support of Ladies who, through Desire to emulate their male Companions, obtaineth a Shenis for these unsavor’d Purposes and Goales.

]]> By: dr.hypercube http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2008/02/13/in-defense-of-the-shenis-a-broadside/#comment-2432 dr.hypercube Wed, 13 Feb 2008 15:38:27 +0000 http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2008/02/13/in-defense-of-the-shenis-a-broadside/#comment-2432 <i>"...in such Circumstances as typically befall a Man, where-in he is forced, by his own bewilderingly wretched Drunkenness, or a Sense of sheer Meanness, or by a noble and gentlemanly Lust for unholy and awful Vengeance, to unfurl his mighty Member from behind his Codpiece, Sporran, Greaves &c., &c., and thence let forth a voluble Column of Pisse, for the Purpose of instilling Ignominy and Fury in the hearts of his Enemies- or possibly just from drunken Perversity, targeting some Object which would not benefite from such Bespatterment, id est: a Trashe-canne, or some-such other Item..."</i> <b>A Retort:</b> Young Princelings and Otheres who might wishe to be-foule various and divers properties not their owne (to whit - le Dumpster de Dempsie, the binne of recycling, &c) shoulde be aware that a singularly effective response doth exist. An upset burgher, being awakened by the dronken floundering belowe in the allee-way may walk - he need not creep, as the person of Qualité is so in his cups as to be insensible to the approach of all save perhap the elefant of the far Indies - and approaching the pissier from behind, apply a thrusting kick to his buttockes or to the smalle of his back, conveying him into his owne pissstream and the noisome wrekage he was, an instant earlier, making moist. Oft the drunkard will spring up, ready for battle - the wise bourgeois has prepared for such an eventuallitie and stands equipt with a broad grinne, a cell phone with which to call the local constabulary, and that implement much loved by our colonial bretheren: le Slugger de la ville de le roi Louis. “…in such Circumstances as typically befall a Man, where-in he is forced, by his own bewilderingly wretched Drunkenness, or a Sense of sheer Meanness, or by a noble and gentlemanly Lust for unholy and awful Vengeance, to unfurl his mighty Member from behind his Codpiece, Sporran, Greaves &c., &c., and thence let forth a voluble Column of Pisse, for the Purpose of instilling Ignominy and Fury in the hearts of his Enemies- or possibly just from drunken Perversity, targeting some Object which would not benefite from such Bespatterment, id est: a Trashe-canne, or some-such other Item…”

A Retort:
Young Princelings and Otheres who might wishe to be-foule various and divers properties not their owne (to whit - le Dumpster de Dempsie, the binne of recycling, &c) shoulde be aware that a singularly effective response doth exist. An upset burgher, being awakened by the dronken floundering belowe in the allee-way may walk - he need not creep, as the person of Qualité is so in his cups as to be insensible to the approach of all save perhap the elefant of the far Indies - and approaching the pissier from behind, apply a thrusting kick to his buttockes or to the smalle of his back, conveying him into his owne pissstream and the noisome wrekage he was, an instant earlier, making moist. Oft the drunkard will spring up, ready for battle - the wise bourgeois has prepared for such an eventuallitie and stands equipt with a broad grinne, a cell phone with which to call the local constabulary, and that implement much loved by our colonial bretheren: le Slugger de la ville de le roi Louis.

]]> By: Ian http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2008/02/13/in-defense-of-the-shenis-a-broadside/#comment-2422 Ian Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:26:42 +0000 http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2008/02/13/in-defense-of-the-shenis-a-broadside/#comment-2422 Apologies to Neal Stevenson for jacking his style, but the words are my own. I know this post is a buffalo chip and anyone who wants to bitch about the writing quality is hereby encouraged to eat a dick. Also I don't advocate using the Shenis for any purpose other than what it is intended for. Not that I would use it for any purpose, as, unlike most of the organisms which currently post to this site, I am a man. A self-destructive shell of a man but a man nonetheless. Is Baroque the new Steampunk, or is it already played out>? Apologies to Neal Stevenson for jacking his style, but the words are my own. I know this post is a buffalo chip and anyone who wants to bitch about the writing quality is hereby encouraged to eat a dick. Also I don’t advocate using the Shenis for any purpose other than what it is intended for. Not that I would use it for any purpose, as, unlike most of the organisms which currently post to this site, I am a man. A self-destructive shell of a man but a man nonetheless. Is Baroque the new Steampunk, or is it already played out>?

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