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Our Very First Contest! Design-a-Vagina

By Giania • Feb 13th, 2008 at 12:57 pm • Category: Art
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With all the talk of female body augmentation and supplementation, I felt it was high time somebody treat the subject with the respect it deserves… by turning it into a children’s workbook sheet and making a contest out of it.

Below are 2 PDFs and a JPG version, meant for 8.5×11 standard printing. I opted to keep it black and white so as not to disappoint those sans color printer (like myself). Photoshop and meatspace entries are welcome. Due to an alarming lack of popularity of RKNet, I’ll run this contest for 2 weeks, starting today. (This also gives me time to determine prizes. Reasonable suggestions welcome!) The last entries must be in by February 27th at noon (EST). After that, I and my esteemed colleagues will proceed to pass them around, get piss drunk, and pick one at random. Which means, gentle readers, that it doesn’t matter how “good” or “bad” you actually do at this activity, because winning isn’t so much based on merit, as it is favoritism and inebriated whimsy! Isn’t that great?

Edit: I’ve resized some of the images, and added the blog URL to the bottom. Please feel free to print copies and leave them about.

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7 Responses »

  1. Ian on February 13th, 2008 at 1:32 pm:

    Say it out loud: “design a vagina, design a vagina, design a vagina” – this is pure brilliance.

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  5. Jane on May 21st, 2008 at 12:50 pm:

    Hi guys,

    I would absolutely love to see the results of this competition… how do I go about doing that??

    We are producing a channel 4 documentary called ‘The Vagina Dialogues’ and it would be endlessly fascinating to see what people designed….

    Thanks,
    Jane

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