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Well kids, there’s about 2 days left for RKNet’s very first contest: Design-a-Vagina.

Truth be told I still haven’t come up with any suitable prizes, although the following options have crossed my mind:

• Print the winning entry on a shirt, bag, or just get it on some really nice print stock.
• Some manner of personal manipulation device (a.k.a. dildo)
• A gift certificate of some sort.
• A hearty congratulations and a page to enshrine the winner for all time.

However, given that there have been approximately ZERO entries thus far (not even non-qualified entries from the judges!), I suspect that I may not have to concern myself with prizes. Should anyone desire to participate, now is the time! If there’s significant activity near the closing bell I will be more than happy to accept entries that are technically “late”.

Gentle readers, this is your time to shine. Scrape at the creative mucus that resides in your skull for the sake of re-imagining that oh-so-mysterious entry to the female generative organs and we promise not to disappoint in rewarding you.

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