Sucks to be you: Identity Theft
Dear person who tried to use my debit card in Queens this weekend:
The joke is on you, not only did the bank call shenannigans on your attempt before anything was charged but I don’t have any fucking money anyway, so you would have been shit out of luck no matter what.
Thanks for forcing me to change all my service billing though, really appreciate having to sort through all of that.
Next time you’re scraping people’s personal information to buy crap, make sure the debit card you’ve snatched is attached to an account worth draining. Ass.
Also, thank you to TD BankNorth for being on top of this enough to prevent me from being robbed.
And another big fat fuck you goes out to Hannaford, since it is very likely my information was seized due to their highly unreliable credit card security.
Love, ~G
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