What we would rather be doing: Extra Gross Edition
By Giania • Aug 6th, 2008 at 4:02 pm • Category: Fnord| Hot: |  |  | | | |
I love the internet.
This is so gross, not for the faint of heart.
W: im bored
thats also life
E: yup, i would rather be doing anything else
i would rather be shoving toothpicks into my balls
W: i would rather punch a bull in the face and then get kciked in the stomach by its raging hooves
E: i would rather cut my nostrils open wider and stick my head up a hungry alligator butthole
W: i would rather eat 20 tons of that fucking sponge chicken, puke it up, then eat my own puke while slapping my self in the face with a dirty diaper
E: wow
i would rather gnaw on a gorilla penis while having my legs amputated with a plastic spork
W: hahahahaaa
spork!
i would rather have sex with tom
hahaha
E: GGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
oh my god its gonna be hard to top that one
but
i would rather joust a unicorn, naked, riding on a rabid hippopotamus with my balls glued to its back
W: i would rather feed john goodman thirty pounds of bean burritos, collect his poo and smear it on my body like war pain, then i would go into the forest, punch a bees nest and roll around in a pile of brambles
E: i would rather felate george washingtons corpse while humming “goodbye ruby tuesday” infront of my grandmother
W: hahahhahaa
i’d rather make a sandwich out of george bush balls, betty white taint, and magic johnson aids soaked cum, eat it and then go on a roller coaster at bush gardens
E: hahaha, gross!
W: you know
if there is a hell
this is whats going to happen to us
E: i would rather consume every meal i have in my life from now on by falcon punching it directly into my stomach and then crapping it out through back pimples
W: HAHAHAHAHAHA
back pimples! gross
E: i know
W: i would rather fill up a chalice with a whore’s ass juice, a scoop of wasabi, 10 bald eagle poops, a rotten garlic clove,puss from one of your back pimples, a jolly ranger to choke on, and jones’s skin flakes
then drink it all
E: oh
my
god
why did you bring jones into this?? over the line
W: hahaha
E: i would rather cry tears of semen from laughing heartily at the braodway remake of steel magnolias which i will continue watch over and over for eternity
W: oh my word, thats awful
E: indeed
W: i would rather rip my toe nails off one by one, sprinkle them in urine, eat them like potato chips while hanging out with sharon
thats pretty bad
E: holy shit, i would almost rather be at work with that one
W: hahahahaah
i win
E: i would rather bang dope through my eyeballs using lou rawls’ dirty insulin needles, while dressed up like ru paul in barbara walters’ secret dominatrix basement lair as she whips my trembling asshole with a chain whip
W: hahahahahahahah, trembling asshole
man thats a good one
ok
I would rather rip out my own womanly parts with tweezers while listening to raffi records playing backwards and skipping, all the while sitting in a pile of sharp needles covered in acid
E: jesus, vivid
W: too much? oh well
E: i would rather use my wang as a pogo stick to traverse benicia, california’s glass beach while being ridden by a naked william donahue singing a racist version of “you are my hero” in his best falsetto
I seem to remember I always died just before getting the chain whip in Castlevania. Tricky jumping shit, the ultimate crutch for NES level designers.