Ghetto Dinner Numero Trace
By Guest Author • Nov 14th, 2008 at 11:47 am • Category: Potent Potables| Hot: |  |  | | | |
Yes, you read it right folks. Another Ghetto Dinner Party is upon us, they only come but once a year. When the last leaf of the great Maple tree falls and when it becomes too cold to play whiffle ball, the Great Ghetto Dinner comes forth like a mighty steed. When you get out of work and you’re greeted by cold winter winds and Mr. Night man, and you say “Mr. Night Man, why are you here so early?” Then Mr. Night Man replies “I do what I choose, and I just karate chopped the sun because I hate you”. That’s when the Ghetto Dinner party comes in to rescue you from your woes.
Anyway, this is your OFFICIAL invitation to the best dinner party of the year. In the old days people would have magnificent balls, or masquerades. In our time, this is pretty much the best you’re going to get. The champagne in crystal flutes will be replaced with 40′s in brown paper bags. The gowns and fine suits shall be replaced with ripped jeans and hoodies covered with stains and boot. The feasts of roast beasts and various sorts of gelatins, replaced with spam, raamen, twinkies and various canned goods. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
Oh, what’s that? You’re new to the idea of a ghetto dinner party? Well if you aren’t excited about it by the time you reach this sentence, good luck to you on your quest for a better time. Not only will all of what I have mentioned be available to you, but there will be Frank Sinatra involved. You can’t have a classy dinner without ol’ blue eyes. Now onto the details:
- What day and what time should I go Kat? Friday, November 21st at 9PM. We shall eat, judge you, find a winner, and get wasted. We will then walk to Trophy’s on a triumphant journey to place the Cup of Broken Dreams atop the highest shelf, in the highest bar in town. Which, of course, is Trophy’s.
- Where is it? If you don’t know ask one of your comrades, or just get into their car and wait for them to drive to my house! That will be a fun surprise for you and them! Of course, you can just reply to this email and I will tell you where I live. Too lazy to write my address now.
- What do I need to bring? Well, the best and most delicious ghetto food item you can think of! You better bring something good because we will be judging you. If you win, you’ll get a fancy prize!
GUESS WHAT! We have the trophy back in our possession at the South Pine castle. Many of you may remember Lauren won last year and her name was “engraved” on the Cup of Broken Dreams. Who knows? Maybe your name could be next?
OK, I think I went over everything. If you have any questions you can find me in TMT. I’m the girl with the baggy pink sleeves, and the juice on my jeans! That was for Amy, and if you need to be told a description of who I am, then I’m not sure why I invited you in the first place.
Raamenly Yours,
Kat
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