TorsoPants: Going the Way of the Dodo
By Giania • Dec 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 pm • Category: DO WANT| Hot: |  |  | | | |
(Yes, hunted to death by ignorant white men.)
One of our affiliates, TorsoPants, is regrettably no longer going to be with us. On December 23rd (Hail Eris) they will close their </html> forever. They are the most openly absurdist tee shirt-ery this side of Fnord. It’s worth a look, especially since these coming days will be your last opportunity to clothe yourself in the finest of absurd concepts and pithy sayings.
I’d especially like to see everyone who deserves it get this shirt:
It's true Ted, you really do.
I can think of no better way to silently declare your positive outlook on the day or any given situation you encounter:
Awesome-awesome, or awesome-I-just-wet-myself-with-fear-awesome?
And if reading Questionable Content has taught me anything, it’s that non-sequitur, single word tee shirts fucking rule:
You know I could go for breakfast now that your chest mentioned it.
The letter from TorsoPants regarding their closing reads as such:
It is with great sadness that I announce, at the urging of Bilderberg, that I am closing the doors at TorsoPants.com at midnight December 23rd, 2008. I cannot get into complete details, but my higher masters have told me that my mission will be changing over the next few months and this is the first step in a series of movements I will make in my life to fulfill the prophecy that is Sunshine Megatron.
Torsopants.com was a very personal project for me and I am proud of what we accomplished and of the product we brought to the masses. I can only pray that those who remain asleep will wake up by the end of 2009 (the 11 year) , but cannot explain this any further and only wish the best for all of your human race.
So, the 2 new Torsopants this week will be our last new designs and as mentioned above, December 23rd, 2008 will be the final day in the life of our experiment. Feel free to buy something before it’s done.
Love to all that deserve it.
Sunshine
Good luck Sunshine, Gary, Jacob, Mika and Jason – I hope future endeavors bring you much success. (Don’t know who I’m talking about? I dare you to find the answer. It’s there.)
Everybody could stand to have a few more tee shirts. They do make a sensible choice for when exposing yourself isn’t much of an option, and they’re one of the most pleasantly entertaining options for upper body coverage available. Besides, a tee shirt isn’t your only option. They can also print these delightful sweet nothings on hoodies and tank tops too, and they have a variety of styles available in standard tee shirt types, including some American Apparel offerings. And for every style option there’s a variety of base colors, so you aren’t stuck with the white-text-on-a-black-shirt kind of humorwear. Variety is the spice of life, and the spice must flow.
There’s only about 3 weeks left to get your hands on your very own pair of TorsoPants. Think about it, won’t you?
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