Torsopants Goes to T-Shirt Hell… Literally
By Giania • Jan 17th, 2009 at 4:05 pm • Category: DO WANT| Hot: |  |  | | | |
As previously mentioned, Torsopants – a quirky upper body covering purveyor and overall happy fun time site – shut down in December. However, good tshirts don’t die, they just go to hell.
T-shirt Hell, the parent company of Torsopants, has absorbed its offspring like a nervous doe rabbit eating her own litter in times of hardship. Instead of just shitting out nasty little chunks of baby bunny though, T-shirt Hell will instead be shitting out, I mean shipping out, some of Torsopants’ greatest hit shirts. So if you really were jonesing for the “platypus of death” shirt but just couldn’t avoid getting grandma that Ferrari she wanted for Christmas, rejoice for such things are indeed still available to you.
The Torsopants site itself is gone, much to my sadness it now redirects to T-shirt Hell. Yet it’s nice to know the blackened, filth-crusted hearts of T-shirt Hell’s foul overlords are big enough to give the flippantly bizzare offerings from Torsopants enough credit to offer them up to a public no doubt emotionally scarred by the inability to finally get the shirt that lets the whole world know they’re thinking about dwarves.
There are also a few Torsopants hiding out in the “Last Call” area, so don’t forget to check that out. I just ordered the “I Bring Nothing To The Table” tee, myself. (The shirt I got was a little bit snug on me, so if you have sizing concerns like I do I strongly recommend ordering a size up from what you think you need.) And just so you know, they take several forms of payment for your convenience: Credit Card, Google Checkout, PayPal, Gift Certificates, “VIP” (related to a program of theirs), and Sexual Favors. You can also apply Blood Money, which is a user participation points program they offer.
So, what are you waiting for? Go show Torsopants some love, and get yourself some bitchin’ body coverage.
