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Protected: The Extraordinary Crepuscular Activities of Dr. Charles V. Grosvenor, Intrepid Crypto-Entomologist (ret.)

By meatbagwtf • Feb 25th, 2009 • Category: Fiction, Fnord

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.



The Worst Book I Have Ever Read – Temple, by Matthew Reilly

By meatbagwtf • Jan 22nd, 2009 • Category: Literature

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Reposted from my shelfari.com account with a few tweaks.
By writing this review, I hope to begin healing the psychological scars dealt by this atrocious book. I also hope to provide a cautionary anecdote for anyone contemplating a purchase of this item.
This is easily the worst book I have ever read in a lifetime of [...]



Unspeakable Office Drinks

By meatbagwtf • Mar 31st, 2008 • Category: Memes, Potent Potables, Science!

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One look at our vending machines will tell you that office-dwelling drones like Your Humble Narrator are always seeking out exotic drinkable liquids. Especially if said liquids are reputed to be imbued with energizing or stupefying properties. Maybe it’s the condition of our imprisonment, which in this office typically involves non-ergonomic, castoff cubicles, brutally punishing [...]



In Defense of the Shenis – A Broadside

By meatbagwtf • Feb 13th, 2008 • Category: Science!

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Being, in suitable Measure, a humble Broadside in the Baroque Fashion, the Aim, inasmuch as mere Persons be possessed of a Will to divine Truths, and these Truths doth shew the Purpose and Designes of such a benevolent Creator, who, though a Deity endowed with Caprice, hath made Humankind in His Image, and there-by disencumb’red [...]