Hot: One look at our vending machines will tell you that office-dwelling drones like Your Humble Narrator are always seeking out exotic drinkable liquids. Especially if said liquids are reputed to be imbued with energizing or stupefying properties. Maybe it’s the condition of our imprisonment, which in this office typically involves non-ergonomic, castoff cubicles, brutally [...]
Hot: Man, that Jack Bauer sure is an impressive guy, huh? Not only is he a rugged agent who has already risen to “Chuck Norris Joke” levels of bad-assery, but he’s also smart and resourceful. He’s got all these cool gadgets, he’s totally connected to the most sophisticated backbone of data in the world. Now [...]
Hot: Your Score: ellipsis You scored 38% Sociability and 82% Sophistication! Your life can be difficult because of your insecurities, but you should know that it isn’t your fault. YOU didn’t ask to be thrown in around thirty times per page in every bodice-ripper on the shelf! Those who overuse you can kiss your . [...]
Hot: In recent weeks I feel as though in the struggle to constantly produce content, I Can Has Cheezburger has slowly changed formats from its origins of “amusing image macro cats of various internet origin”. At this point it seems to cater less to savvy internet addicts with a general fondness for cats and seems [...]
Hot: Just in case you weren’t aware, Opera-tan spells it out for you. What can I say? Lady though she may be, she doesn’t fucking play around, you know what I mean?
Hot: This Words To Know is being brought to you today by “why the hell not?” and also by “not formatted anything like the other ones”. Now with 99% less Wikipedia and 100% more link mouseover info. This makes it sort of revolutionary among its brethren, and also somewhat of a jerk. First thing's first. [...]
Hot: kuro5hin.org posted a story yesterday that at first made me laugh, then made a minor amount of sense, then made me cluck my tongue in irritation with this country's rampant paranoia. TRON, as in battle bikes, everybody's glow in the dark, Master Control Program TRON – that TRON, has been cited as a “sensitive” [...]
Hot: I died on Starbase Giania I was killed in a gas-filled access duct by Kyoukage the space pirate, whilst carrying… a T3KNOM forcefield generator, a COFFEE-20 plasma rifle, a CORSET forcefield generator, the Log of the USS Qcjeph, a KAT440 forcefield generator, a Ciaoenrico model hazmat suit, a Cawthravenian artefact, a GEHMAR-10 plasma rifle, [...]
Hot: Unless you've been living under a rock without the internet or any human contact, you have undoubtedly heard of a phenomena referred to as “lolcats” or “cat macros” and sometimes “oh god another fucking lame ass meme”. http://www.icanhascheezburger.com is a collection of these pictures, mostly cat-related but there are a few gems that center [...]
Hot: For anyone who takes censorship seriously, I would strongly suggest taking a gander at Susie Bright's articles on “NSFW”. (As pointed out to me by the intrepid Regina Lynn at Sex Drive Daily. Read her take on the matter, too..) Paul Rudnick's Naughty Bedtime Stories— And the NSFW Bogeyman This Post is NSFP: Not [...]
