Hot: The bathroom was a terrible place to be. All the stall doors were slightly ajar and the terrible placement of the typical office fluorescent lighting gave the shadows life that they certainly wouldn’t have possessed on their own. I kept turning back in terror from what I assumed was a malevolent face in the [...]
Hot: The network administrator is one of the funniest, most dedicated, generally awesome guys I’ve ever had the good fortune to meet. This morning I got copied on an email he sent to one of my co-workers regarding a rather unfortunate circumstance: a client of his was one of those people who gets a chain [...]
Hot: Editor’s Note: This is a direct copy of a stunning email sent by one of my brilliantly hilarious co-workers recently. Some items have been redacted/changed/edited to protect various information out of respect for their overall privacy. Hey Hey Hey!…. It’s that time again: no, not for that!….. yea, thats what im talkin about, more [...]
Hot: So I came into work this morning, only to have a co-worker mention to me that AdCenter, MSN, and Hotmail all weren’t working for him. I checked a couple things and the sites loaded up just fine for me, but when I tried to log into AdCenter I got a friendly message saying that [...]
Hot: Gentle readers: Well, it’s happened. I done hit the big time. It’s only a matter of time before I’ve abandoned you to go sip expensive bottled waters on yachts and anal-retentively police my own wiki entry. What, might you ask, has caused this sudden surge in adulation for and popularity of yours truly? Well [...]
Hot: Hard on the heels of that mind blowing letter of protest came another. Let it never be said that direct reasoning and protest is useless. Yknow, he’s got a point there. I was pretty quick to just fold on the whole issue, but the fact of the matter is, theres lives at steak* here. [...]
Hot: Badass art blog named after a badass Slowdive song. (see video below) Chatlog: Brian: if only her head wasnt full of air G: it’s not even hot air. it’s the same air that’s been there since birth. It’s since stagnated and aided in the generation of mutant virii that, if ever released, would wipe [...]
Hot: Woe and sadness unto you, cubicle drone. An entire blog dedicated to snapshots of tons of different companies. Mainly young, hip, internet-based companies on top of it. Take a good look around you. Do a quick inventory of your surroundings. Do they include any or all of the following: A full wall, hand-painted mural [...]
Hot: A delightful variety of office-themed Magic cards designed for a Something Awful Forum thread. Inspired by this, I whipped up one of my own. Forgive any mistakes in terms of the card layout, it’s been quite some time since I played MTG. What, me frustrated?
Hot: A friend just called my co-worker and said that there’s a bomb threat in a campaign office for Hillary Clinton located in Rochester. Clinton is scheduled to visit the state soon, however she is not present now. As with any bomb scare, I’m sure this is being taken very seriously. I wish the officers [...]
