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Did I happen to mention that I love making mix tapes?? I am already hopelessly in love with Mixwit.

On this mix:

Blonde Redhead
Sonic Youth
Of Montreal
Royksopp
David Bowie
SUPER SECRET SPECIAL THING! FOR YOU!
The Knife
Shael Riley (AKA Disk Masta Smokabitch) x 2!
Jose the Bronx Rican

We were living in this large old house. There were about 5 dead people in our kitchen, poorly hidden. Not really our fault but think of how it would look! My brothers were all younger than they are now. People kept trying to come in and check the place out to do repairs and modifications. It was a beautiful old house but not in the best repair. I kept heading them off by stretching myself across doorways and pointing out things that needed to be worked on. I turned two people away and then declared - in a state of near panic - that we had to pack up and leave. I don’t know why we were in such a situation, but it was dreadfully scary. I scrambled to pack up a few essentials and we were in the car and on our way.
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In recent weeks I feel as though in the struggle to constantly produce content, I Can Has Cheezburger has slowly changed formats from its origins of “amusing image macro cats of various internet origin”. At this point it seems to cater less to savvy internet addicts with a general fondness for cats and seems to be favoring crazy pet owners who enjoy photographing their pets in specific poses so they may then make up a lengthy caption that explains the entirety of any joke they may have been trying to drive at, even if it’s not actually funny when done with subtlety. I will cite examples that have lead me to a reaction of *cutcutcut* instead of I LOL’D!

• Is this supposed to be a lol-dog? More like a corndog amirite?
• A primary example of what I like to call “Trying too hard”.
• Should have been “Diabeetus”. Seriously, what else do you do with a cat like that besides make fun of Wilford Brimley?
• Yes, we get it, you own a cat and a giant stuffed Ewok. Does anyone care? Is this funny to anyone?
• No, David Bowie has one “stuck” pupil, not two different colored eyes. Thanks for playing though.

I actually unsubscribed from the RSS feed after a rash of this nonsense. However, going back to look for the links of what I feel were the biggest offenders I do admit I saw several from the last few days that did in fact make me LOL. I definitely respect the site for being on top of the petfood issue, since undoubtedly a large part of the audience isn’t just basement-dwelling nerds, but actual pet owners who love their animals. Nevertheless, I’m discouraged to see some of the posted submissions turn towards the dark side of generic 40-cats-crazy ladies posting photos of their “babies”. Keep it sharp, ICHC!

And lest I forget, HEY ICHC! A Challenger Appears! (They always do.)
LOLBots - A collection of image macros and captioned photos of various robots. A co-LOL-ction for those with animal allergies? A site for the more technologically inclined? Generally freaking awesome? You be the judge. They’re out to prove that “Robots are the new kittens”, which I take to mean that they want to prove robots are just as adorable and LOL-worthy as any ol’ LOLcat ever was. They’ve already been linked to by a few webcomics, like Diesel Sweeties and Questionable Content. The traffic generated from those links was enough to force them to throw up a makeshift splash page. Plain though it is, you get an immediate taste for their sense of humor with a photo of Data LOL-ing with the caption “INVISIBLE EMOTION CHIP”. How nerd-tastic is that?