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Good evening children, I come to you yet again blathering however it’s not complete nonsense, this one actually has some thought behind it that doesn’t involve tearing out the asshole of a pop culture icon (since most of the opening acts nobody knows.) A couple weeks ago I contacted Sir Jeffery Nothing from the masked [...]

LOL HAY GUISE. Disregard that I… you know what, nevermind, just… check snopes prior to reposting. See bottom for intro to relevant conversation. KTHXBAI.
I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG. Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend.
To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 [...]

Editor’s Note: This is a direct copy of a stunning email sent by one of my brilliantly hilarious co-workers recently. Some items have been redacted/changed/edited to protect various information out of respect for their overall privacy.
Hey Hey Hey!….

It’s that time again:

no, not for that!…..

yea, thats what im talkin about, more micheivous,

BUT A LITTLE LESS FUCKING [...]

One look at our vending machines will tell you that office-dwelling drones like Your Humble Narrator are always seeking out exotic drinkable liquids. Especially if said liquids are reputed to be imbued with energizing or stupefying properties. Maybe it’s the condition of our imprisonment, which in this office typically involves non-ergonomic, castoff cubicles, brutally punishing [...]

In recent years there has become almost a tradition of graphic novels and comics being converted into amazing movies. Spiderman, Road to Perdition, Sin City, 30 Days of Night, and of course Batman.
A while back I saw a film called Faust: Love of the Damned. I could go on and on about my impression of [...]

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/30/opinion/30harris.html?ex=1317268800&en=c6ea4450122c3e93&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss
Interesting article regarding the dissolution of Roman democracy.
Guess the Statue of Liberty play does work more than once, if you make the ball look like a bomb.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statue_of_Liberty_play
Also, I found this little blurb disturbing and amusing.
http://www.tvsquad.com/2006/11/08/cc-insider-scoops-rusmfeld-resignation/

http://thepartyparty.com/thepartyparty.com/Podcast/Podcast.html
Behind the “cut” image located here, is a video file of the most disturbing version of Sunday, Bloody Sunday I have ever seen/heard.
It’s safe for work, unless of course your boss is a real hardcore Republican who wouldn’t appreciate Bush footage being manipulated like that.
This site seems rather naked right now, not a lot of [...]

I dreamt about vampires and serial killers and dragons. I dreamt some crazed bitch tried to kill several people, myself included, with pencils. What was disturbing, is that she attacked, we all blackedout, and came to with pencils sticking out of our chests. This in and of itself was bothering, BUT with the added twist [...]