Reponse Noise: Lou Reed - “Wild Side”
While Ectomo’s litmus test of child worthiness is good for the younger set, it is often good to present your little parasite with further challenges as they grow to ensure that they weren’t just pulling one over on you before. (Children are known to be wily, despite an inate tendency towards stupidity.)
If your carpet rodent can successfuly identify each inference of sexual conduct and not make some kind of blanket fundamentalist statement of disgust then there’s a chance they may end up as a viable human being.
Be sure to watch the interview at the end of the song to get an idea of just how high Lou “Tai Chi Champ” Reed was back in the 70s.
