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Disclaimer-by-way-of-Prologue – I sat down and thought to myself: “Suppose I was to solicit some kind of bodily coupling through something like craigslist, in an area where these kind of services are clearly not at their peak usefulness?” This is the result of that thought process. (I may have also been letting my mind wander [...]
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As drinks go, especially mixed drinks, I’m a big fan of traditional over fruity or “umbrella” drinks (you know, the ones that turn you into a zombie? ha ha).
However, Mister Parker’s recent experiment with the recipe for a drink known as the Doctor Funk has proved to be an elixir of great potency. It is [...]
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Rather than requesting anyone be truly creative, this meme asks you to gather three things, throw them through an image editor, and guffaw heartily at how oddly realistic they seem. Allow me to demonstrate:
Kind of looks like something you’d find in the bargin bin, right? Well it is, in fact, a thrown together combination of [...]
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I feel like describing the two dreams I had this morning.
Stoic Will: Seriously writing a blog post about your dreams. How lame.
Other Will: Shut mate. There’s a serious health and safety warning here.
Stoic Will: Well I suppose he could have been in the dreamlands.
Other Will: Stop with the Lovecraft shite. This is more like Dada.
Stoic [...]
