Hot: Deep within the earth, in bunkers whose walls drip with strange luminescent ichor, lies the headquarters of a sinister organization. Their sworn duty is drain the precious, vital blood from every living thing, no matter how long it takes or what sickening tactics must be employed. Their name: The Red Cross. They are ancient [...]
Hot: You know those old videos that were all the rage back in the day that were about playing classical music overtop of bright and colorful things that were supposed to make an army of super intelligent babies but actually did more to develop ADD than anything resembling intelligence? Well “Vermilion Pleasure Night” is sort [...]
Hot: Disclaimer-by-way-of-Prologue – I sat down and thought to myself: “Suppose I was to solicit some kind of bodily coupling through something like craigslist, in an area where these kind of services are clearly not at their peak usefulness?” This is the result of that thought process. (I may have also been letting my mind [...]
Hot: As drinks go, especially mixed drinks, I’m a big fan of traditional over fruity or “umbrella” drinks (you know, the ones that turn you into a zombie? ha ha). However, Mister Parker’s recent experiment with the recipe for a drink known as the Doctor Funk has proved to be an elixir of great potency. [...]
Hot: Rather than requesting anyone be truly creative, this meme asks you to gather three things, throw them through an image editor, and guffaw heartily at how oddly realistic they seem. Allow me to demonstrate: Kind of looks like something you’d find in the bargin bin, right? Well it is, in fact, a thrown together [...]
Hot: I feel like describing the two dreams I had this morning. Stoic Will: Seriously writing a blog post about your dreams. How lame. Other Will: Shut mate. There’s a serious health and safety warning here. Stoic Will: Well I suppose he could have been in the dreamlands. Other Will: Stop with the Lovecraft shite. [...]
