RKNet Blog... thing » opium http://www.randomkitty.net/blog you know the drill Wed, 18 Aug 2010 02:02:16 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 From The Softest And Most Sophisticated Parts of The Place Beyond The Veil A New Challenger Approaches http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2009/10/22/from-the-softest-and-most-sophisticated-parts-of-the-place-beyond-the-veil-a-new-challenger-approaches/ http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/2009/10/22/from-the-softest-and-most-sophisticated-parts-of-the-place-beyond-the-veil-a-new-challenger-approaches/#comments Thu, 22 Oct 2009 21:25:15 +0000 VKlaus http://www.randomkitty.net/blog/?p=2924 Hot:

A Long while ago, while sitting in my smoking chair blowing contemplatively erotic smoke rings into the air, I thought briefly about what it would be like to publicly gift my fellow gentle breed with my curiously wondrous and humorous tales and musings. The more I pondered about it, the more the thought smoke soaked into the satin night robe of my mind and stained it with a blurry grey smudge of a dream.

That night a fierce ambition was born and from near and far I searched for a proper stand to orate my thoughts into my fellow man. Many found me tiresome, some merely scoffed. Said, they had no time for such a verbose rambler of my sophisticated sort. However, I never weakened in my noble resolve and due to my strict obedience to my pure and admirable principles I was richly rewarded.

I was coaxed by a particularly virile comrade of mine to peer into his Intertronular Computation Mechanism and introduced me to the world wide web of lexicographical luxury known by the lay as the Blogsphere. It was here that I found a suitable home for my intrepid scripting of words.

So I petitioned the owners of several blogs offering my services and at long last I found a place that had use for me and my devilishly constructed sentences of verbose verbal excellence.

This place was named Random Kitty (A name that quite tickled my particular delights). Here I decided I would lay down my singular thoughts and perhaps make a little extra opium money. So with all the grace of a king I greet you all. My name is Klaus, and I will be injecting this blog with my invigorating literary skills. Its surely is a pleasure.

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