I was putting together a rather unexciting brochure, when I noticed that the capital Q in Arno Pro (Bold Caption) has a really elegant flow. Being familiar with the concept of typographical zoology, I decided to see what I could come up with. The tail-like nature of the letter of course lead me first to think of Felis catus, ye olde house cat. (A popular item on the internet these days, indeed.)
Enjoy!
As promised!
Props for making this happen go to:
and of course…
Clicking on the image above will produce the full-size version, which is 1000×400. The signature is less authentic than I would like, but I haven’t the capabilities to render a more genuine signature at the present. (And quite frankly that’s for the best, it makes the odds of my signature being ripped off slightly less if it’s not an accurate replica. I guess.)
You may note that this is made out directly to Dr. Hypercube, which in this instance makes it more of a check than a readily exchangeable monetary unit. However, since currency is by and large simply a made up notion, I see no harm in this.
Gets a (handmade digital replica of an Emperor Norton) dollar. GO!
What can I say, I’m feeling generous!
It might not be as cool as this.
It almost certainly won’t be as cool as this:
But it will be handmade in some fashion, JUST for you, and signed! Collector’s Item like whoa! Any takers?
All this talk of Mudkips (and having to troll around Google Labs for something work related) got me to thinking, just how popular is this whole “mudkips” thing, and what about rival Pokémon meme, Seaking?
Well, the results are in!
The winner for longest running search item? Seaking.
Current most popular? Mudkips.
Overall though, I’d say the winner is Seaking by a huge margin. Fuck yeah, Seaking!
Although I couldn’t help but notice, when adding Slowpoke (Hey guys, am I late?), I got some articles too. Talking about some hybrid Lexus. Funky. In typical Slowpoke fashion, this search lags way, way behind the others. Fitting, really.
Search result totals (as of a few minutes ago):
Seaking - 1,110,000
Slowpoke - 624,000
Mudkips - 359,000 for mudkip, 122,000 for mudkips
Clearly, even though there’s a rise in popularity of the newer gen meme fodder, Mudkips, there is a serious lack of content for this topic. Although to be fair, I think Encyclopedia Dramatica probably has the subject covered well enough for us all. If you don’t know that ED is not safe for work then you haven’t been around the block. So I’ll tell you right now, that it’s not safe for work, and if you’re really very worried about that, then you should probably not go around the block. They do however have a link in there for a PDF on scientists’ attempts to study the development and regeneration of axolotls, which as we learned earlier today, are the closest thing we get to Mudkips on this side of our Quantum Reality Tunnel. Science will find a way though, it always does. Yay science!
Anyway, all of that was really just some blatent search related infoporn, exposing me for the meme-addled child I truly am. Do they have support groups for this kind of thing?
Last night the most remarkable series of things happened, resulting in a delightful print out just for you!
In #ormgas (the IRC channel for the OCR internet radio broadcast), Leissi pasted the following -
Notice: This Department requires no physical fitness program: everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, knifing friends in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck.
Struck with inspiration, I decided to make a poster from this material. I also decided that the various cautionary signs from the game Portal, with their wet-floor-sign-guy-in-major-peril quality, were the absolute best to give some graphical window dressing to this wry jab at working life. (I realize the quote is rather old, but I’d forgotten all about it until Leissi was kind enough to remind me of it.)
After several fruitless searches (shocking with the amount of slavering Portal fanatics out there) in the ever-convenient Google Image Search, I finally dug up a panel of Portal’s caution signs. It wasn’t very large so I tried to resize it cleverly, but the end result was still fuzzy. Seeing as this was meant to be a five minute haha on my part, I wasn’t terribly concerned.
I did however take the time to change the saying slightly to make it more apropos to my own current working life. Pleased with myself, I saved a copy as a jpg and slapped it up in #ormgas, and in #ectomo.
I left shortly thereafter, and thought nothing of it, until I came in this morning and checked my gmail. What appeared before my eyes, but a white knight from the depths of #ectomo, Maicro, come to clean up the fuzzy Portal images and raise this snarky little geek joke to the next level of professional subversiveness.
Without further ado, a giant jpg for you to print and share with all the people who fill you with levels of contempt that are at best unhealthy and at worst result in much head explodey.
One million thousand thanks to Leissi and Maicro for their invaluable contributions in the field of snarky, passive-aggressive sign leaving technology. If you have opportunity, comment with links to photos of this particular sheet in action.
With all the talk of female body augmentation and supplementation, I felt it was high time somebody treat the subject with the respect it deserves… by turning it into a children’s workbook sheet and making a contest out of it.
Below are 2 PDFs and a JPG version, meant for 8.5×11 standard printing. I opted to keep it black and white so as not to disappoint those sans color printer (like myself). Photoshop and meatspace entries are welcome. Due to an alarming lack of popularity of RKNet, I’ll run this contest for 2 weeks, starting today. (This also gives me time to determine prizes. Reasonable suggestions welcome!) The last entries must be in by February 27th at noon (EST). After that, I and my esteemed colleagues will proceed to pass them around, get piss drunk, and pick one at random. Which means, gentle readers, that it doesn’t matter how “good” or “bad” you actually do at this activity, because winning isn’t so much based on merit, as it is favoritism and inebriated whimsy! Isn’t that great?
Edit: I’ve resized some of the images, and added the blog URL to the bottom. Please feel free to print copies and leave them about.
I went in to reproduce the first wallpaper in a more common format and went and made a different one entirely. Luckily for you this one is in 1024×768, which is much more common than the previous one which I have yet to doctor into something more practical.
For this I found myself inspired by the age-old saying: “Love means never having to say you’re sorry” - which is a load of crap, but somehow charmingly sentimental. Ah well. Enjoy the fruits of my blood, sweat, and tears you freeloaders… er, I mean, enjoy the wallpaper. Don’t forget to re-visit this and the previous post for more sizes of each. Card friendly PDF versions for easier printing will be generated on-demand.
A delightful variety of office-themed Magic cards designed for a Something Awful Forum thread.
Inspired by this, I whipped up one of my own. Forgive any mistakes in terms of the card layout, it’s been quite some time since I played MTG.
What, me frustrated?
I don’t ordinarly gush over gadgets, but this keyboard - The Optimus Maximus - has me absolutely drooling. Engadget has a coulple sneak peeks at this techno-candy-ultra-tool.
This could be the most awesome thing art.lebdev has ever done. Which is saying a lot because if you hit the site, you’ll immediately note (besides the serious Optimus promo) at least a few nifty things.
What is the Optimus? Well, I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill you.
In all seriousness, it’s a fully programmable LCD keyboard. What this means is that it can be customized perfectly for gaming shortcut key layouts, photo editing shortcut key layouts, various language layouts, etc etc. Not only can you assign keys to specific tasks, but you can have those keys display custom images so you don’t forget what exactly those keys are for.
As delightful as that sounds for multi-discipline computer users, the Optimus has been delayed time and time again. The price point may be a bit off-putting for a lot of people, also. $462.27 US dollars will snag you one of these gorgeous technical delights with ONE programmable key. $1564.37 US dollars will get you all 113 keys of LCD glory.
As of this post, it’s available for pre-order and is supposedly going to ship in February 2008. Be patient, gentle readers! Don’t smash that piggy yet (unless you can afford to pre-order)! Save your pennies, nickels, dimes, wrinkled dollar bills.
Despite my lust for this beauty, I’m still skeptical enough to want to wait for some solid reviews before I commit myself to starvation to get one.
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