Hot: “Now drugged, and wielding a camera tripod, Blacky begins to charge…”” Last night, while flipping through the channels, my roommates and I came across an exceedingly misleading show entitled “Untamed and Uncut: Goose Attack.” Naturally, we were sold. The boys and I exchanged solemn nods. “Let’s do it.””Would it be weird to watch porn [...]
Hot: Looks can be very tricksome indeed. Take this juicy hentai clip below. At least, that’s what it looks like, right? I assure you, it’s actually quite innocuous, and rather laughable. (And I also promise it’s not a rickroll. You have my word.) There are a lot of clips like this on youtube, and a [...]
Hot: Now go read some James Joyce and get drunk! Then after you’re drunk, read some of the dirty letters he wrote to his lady. Ooh la la! This message inspired by: Shelfari and the urge to get drunk.
Hot: A while back I wrote an article discussing the less-than-finer points of an invention known as the “shenis”. The inventor happened by here just yesterday and decided to let me know that she wasn’t terribly enthused by my rather negative first impression. Well, once the subject of “what’s a girl to do when there’s [...]
Hot: While The Show (with Ze Frank) has been officially over for some time now, Ze Frank has come out of the woodwork since the Writers’ Strike began to give the writers a few words of encouragement, and provide some of his glorious info-tainment regarding the situation with Pakistan to the presumed-to-be-unwashed masses of the [...]
Hot: If I may be so bold as to quote Animaniacs… “It’s time for another good idea, bad idea” Good idea: A device that allows folks with female sex organs to pee standing up. Bad idea: Fashioning said device to look something akin to a giant golden dildo. It’s certainly a device that’s an invention [...]
Hot: Pointed out by Ectomo: From the blog Next Nature comes an article discussing Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation surgery and Designer Laser Vaginoplasty. (Caution: If you’re at work, there’s a big picture of a woman’s pubic area at the top of this article. if you turn it sideways it looks like a frowny mouth with a [...]
Hot: O Gentle Readers, I would be truly remiss if I did not make it a point to express my elation and sorrow. Sorrow for the loss of Table of Malcontents, and elation that when ToM was slain a glorious monstrosity arose from its fetid corpse to continue to disseminate only the finest cthuloid steampunk [...]
Hot: Jackshoegazer was kind enough and clever enough to take some important legislative news in regards to music, internet radio, broadcast radio, and everybody's favorite group: the RIAA, and break it all down for us. On March 2, 2007, The CRB approved royalty rates that will bury any small webcaster, and create a heavy burden [...]
Hot: I was poking around in my google mail, when the news crawl, ticker, whatever you want to call it, came across with the blurb mentioned here. It sounded relatively interesting, so I clicked. Go ahead, check it out. I’ll wait. http://www.forbes.com/video/?video=fvn/forbesonfilm/ve_fof111706?partner=rss As those of you who followed that link can see, I sat through [...]
