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Portland Travelogue Part 2: Phantasmagorical Food Awesometown & Don’t drink the mouthwash

By Giania • Oct 1st, 2009 • Category: Potent Potables

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So here it is, Thursday morning. I’d like to talk to you for a moment about food, and some crappy absinthe, but first, food.
There may have already been some food (and general trip) related photos, so make sure you’re keeping tabs on my flickr, which I didn’t even know that ping.fm posted to until [...]



Emerging Meme: Interrupting Kanye

By Giania • Sep 14th, 2009 • Category: Memes

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1: Knock knock.
2. Who’s there?
1. The interrupting cow.
2. The interrupting co..1. MOO
I suppose it is worth noting that there are NSFW images and links here.
Yo I’m happy for your traffic, Imma let you finish this post, but boingboing had the best kanye interrupts taylor swift post of all time. of all time!
Yesterday (September 13th, a [...]



Protected: The Extraordinary Crepuscular Activities of Dr. Charles V. Grosvenor, Intrepid Crypto-Entomologist (ret.)

By meatbagwtf • Feb 25th, 2009 • Category: Fiction, Fnord

There is no excerpt because this is a protected post.



Heart-Pounding Tales of The Manliness of Men Vol. 3

By Giania • Feb 24th, 2009 • Category: Fiction

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Tales written for discerning young ladies with a keen admiration of the manliness of the male half of the species, this volume deals with heart-pounding tales of men performing stunning feats of self-surgery and suffering such injuries as would surely destroy men of lesser manliness. Yet never fear! For these manly men always get the [...]



Mortal Kop-out

By The Evil Genius • Dec 16th, 2008 • Category: Video Games

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With crossovers being a major staple in the world of superheroes, you’d think that twisting together two separate universes wouldn’t be such a foreign koncept. Leave it to long-time game developer Midway to take an idea brimming with awesomeness and lead it down a path toward failure approaching epic proportions with their newest installment of [...]



En Flagrante Whatever

By Giania • Jun 18th, 2008 • Category: Fiction

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A clear and flagrant disrespect for all things was extruded from the two young men chatting back and forth on the mostly empty train car and left the air palpably unclean. Crisp suits, slick and greasy hair, shifty bright eyes, and utter animal stupidity were readily apparent upon a quick glance. Typical upper-class white boys [...]



Heart-Pounding Tales of The Manliness of Men Vol. 1

By Giania • May 30th, 2008 • Category: Fiction

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Tales written for discerning young ladies with a keen admiration of the manliness of the male half of the species, this volume deals with heart-pounding tales of men performing stunning feats of self-surgery and suffering such injuries as would surely destroy men of lesser manliness. Yet never fear! For these manly men always get the [...]



Word to Your Image Macro!

By Giania • Mar 17th, 2008 • Category: Fnord, Memes

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In an attempt to add some much needed variety to the image macro or LOL image market, one website has risen to the task with a remarkable strategy that not only takes on the image macro concept as a whole, but also makes fun of Vanilla Ice at the same time. And let’s face it, [...]



2 Days Left on the Contest!

By Giania • Feb 25th, 2008 • Category: Art

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Well kids, there’s about 2 days left for RKNet’s very first contest: Design-a-Vagina.
Truth be told I still haven’t come up with any suitable prizes, although the following options have crossed my mind:

Print the winning entry on a shirt, bag, or just get it on some really nice print stock.
Some manner of personal manipulation device (a.k.a. [...]



Girls Can Pee Standing Up!

By Giania • Feb 12th, 2008 • Category: Fnord

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A while back I wrote an article discussing the less-than-finer points of an invention known as the “shenis”. The inventor happened by here just yesterday and decided to let me know that she wasn’t terribly enthused by my rather negative first impression.
Well, once the subject of “what’s a girl to do when there’s no sit-down [...]