Captain Ahab
During these days of Table of Malcontents‘ last stand, every post is to be latched onto and ferverantly shaken like a favorite chew toy. From the incendiary, delightful Ms. Eliza Gauger comes a Noise Du Jour post sure to knock your socks off.
Meet Captian Ahab (no not that one):
Imagine, gentle readers, if Tenacious D [...]
