Hot: (Yes, hunted to death by ignorant white men.) One of our affiliates, TorsoPants, is regrettably no longer going to be with us. On December 23rd (Hail Eris) they will close their </html> forever. They are the most openly absurdist tee shirt-ery this side of Fnord. It’s worth a look, especially since these coming days [...]
Hot: You are hiding behind a stone wall being shot at by heavily armed cultist. You have had two weeks of training to deal with situations like this. But you’re only just starting to remember this. You know you should feel angry that people are shooting at you. But you consider that they would shoot [...]
Hot: A clear and flagrant disrespect for all things was extruded from the two young men chatting back and forth on the mostly empty train car and left the air palpably unclean. Crisp suits, slick and greasy hair, shifty bright eyes, and utter animal stupidity were readily apparent upon a quick glance. Typical upper-class white [...]
Hot: Tales written for discerning young ladies with a keen admiration of the manliness of the male half of the species, this volume deals with heart-pounding tales of men performing stunning feats of self-surgery and suffering such injuries as would surely destroy men of lesser manliness. Yet never fear! For these manly men always get [...]
Hot: Sometimes shit just sucks. ~via the rabbitsonthesun photobucket and #ectomo
Hot: One look at our vending machines will tell you that office-dwelling drones like Your Humble Narrator are always seeking out exotic drinkable liquids. Especially if said liquids are reputed to be imbued with energizing or stupefying properties. Maybe it’s the condition of our imprisonment, which in this office typically involves non-ergonomic, castoff cubicles, brutally [...]
Hot: …and so is love. We had precisely zero submissions. I’m speechless, gentle readers, but ultimately not terribly surprised. We are a sparse, busy, and easily distracted lot here at RKNet, and we can only assume that our readership shares at least some of these qualities. Most notably the sparseness, what with the sheer lack [...]
Hot: kuro5hin.org posted a story yesterday that at first made me laugh, then made a minor amount of sense, then made me cluck my tongue in irritation with this country's rampant paranoia. TRON, as in battle bikes, everybody's glow in the dark, Master Control Program TRON – that TRON, has been cited as a “sensitive” [...]
Hot: shitty german translation of us news… Former Iraqi leader SADDAM HUSSEIN is being forced to watch his appearance as the Devil’s gay lover in SOUTH PARK: BIGGER LONGER AND UNCUT “repeatedly”, according to the cult cartoon’s creator MATT STONE. Hussein is currently being held in prison by US Marines while he stands trial on [...]
Hot: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061223/ap_on_fe_st/justo_s_cathedral This might be the saddest thing I ever read. Here’s this guy, 81 years old. Building this cathedral all by himself. No one who could help in any major way wants anything to do with it. A bunch of people want to tear it down. All he’s got is faith, scattered minor support, [...]
