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Portland Oregon Travelogue Part 1: Levels 1 & 2

By Giania • Sep 29th, 2009 • Category: Fnord

Hot: Preface: If you’re following me on Twitter, you may have seen my non-stop barrage of updates relating to a trip I am currently still on, a trip to Portland Oregon for the H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival. What follows are a few selected tweets (in chronological order), and my hand-written journal entries. Each will be [...]



Stupid Things On The Internet: CD Cover Meme

By Giania • May 16th, 2009 • Category: Memes

Hot: Rather than requesting anyone be truly creative, this meme asks you to gather three things, throw them through an image editor, and guffaw heartily at how oddly realistic they seem. Allow me to demonstrate: Kind of looks like something you’d find in the bargin bin, right? Well it is, in fact, a thrown together [...]



Mortal Kop-out

By The Evil Genius • Dec 16th, 2008 • Category: Video Games

Hot: With crossovers being a major staple in the world of superheroes, you’d think that twisting together two separate universes wouldn’t be such a foreign koncept. Leave it to long-time game developer Midway to take an idea brimming with awesomeness and lead it down a path toward failure approaching epic proportions with their newest installment [...]



Get Your Shit Together

By AmHm • Dec 10th, 2008 • Category: Guides

Hot: Look, anyone who knows me can attest to the idea that, I’m probably not the most put-together person on the planet. In fact, my inability to get organized, and my all-star procrastinator status really gives me little credibility when it comes to telling you what to do. However, in the past six months, I’ve [...]



Stupid Things on the Internet: I Accidentally a Coca Cola Bottle

By Giania • Nov 6th, 2008 • Category: Memes

Hot: This is how I first encountered this speech pattern meme-thing in the wilds of soup. It made no sense and every time I saw it, I giggled like a small, feeble-minded child. The absurdity! The expressions! And oh how the mind delighted over the many awkward possibilities of the missing verb. This pattern, “I [...]



No Other Explanation Necessary 12: What Twitter Is For

By Giania • Oct 23rd, 2008 • Category: Memes

Hot: someone’s giant obama poster user pic is totally freaking digsby out. shit sucks http://snipr.com/4myrs – me @Giania I accidentally a giant Obama poster on Disby. Is that bad? – kb_klash @kb_klash accidentally what? – meatbag @meatbag A giant Obama poster – kb_klash @kb_klash … – meatbag You guys are the best. Seriously.



Untamed and Uncut: Goose Attack

By AmHm • Aug 19th, 2008 • Category: Film

Hot: “Now drugged, and wielding a camera tripod, Blacky begins to charge…”” Last night, while flipping through the channels, my roommates and I came across an exceedingly misleading show entitled “Untamed and Uncut: Goose Attack.” Naturally, we were sold. The boys and I exchanged solemn nods. “Let’s do it.””Would it be weird to watch porn [...]



Dream Log: Burroughs-esque?

By Giania • Jul 27th, 2008 • Category: Dream Log

Hot: The bathroom was a terrible place to be. All the stall doors were slightly ajar and the terrible placement of the typical office fluorescent lighting gave the shadows life that they certainly wouldn’t have possessed on their own. I kept turning back in terror from what I assumed was a malevolent face in the [...]



Dream Log: Flashlights Nightmares Sudden Explosions

By Giania • Jun 21st, 2008 • Category: Dream Log

Hot: I think I’ve been listening to too much Röyksopp lately. For context, I’ve found myself highly enamored of a certain track off their album The Understanding called “What Else Is There?“. It features vocals provided by Karin Dreijer Andersson from an electronica duo called The Knife (whose album Silent Shout has also been on [...]



En Flagrante Whatever

By Giania • Jun 18th, 2008 • Category: Fiction

Hot: A clear and flagrant disrespect for all things was extruded from the two young men chatting back and forth on the mostly empty train car and left the air palpably unclean. Crisp suits, slick and greasy hair, shifty bright eyes, and utter animal stupidity were readily apparent upon a quick glance. Typical upper-class white [...]