Gentle readers, I awoke this morning with renewed vim and vigor, or at the very least, with a bit of a realization. I’ve let you down, gentle readers. Let you flounder in an unending sea of Twitter reposts, in which you silently, patiently await real content from me or one of my contributing writers. By [...]
Today, while walking to work, the darnedest thing happened.
A shifty-eyed man with a sparse mustache approaches me, carrying a large package. He’s dressed like a UPS man, but his uniform is generic. No badge. No hat. Are those Chucks peeking out from below his pants?
“Hi miss…” he stutters, spit collecting in the [...]
Let me start by saying that this grouping is little more than a list of some of my favorite books. It in no way purports to be comprehensive in any sense, nor are the books presented in any particular order.
Many are distinctly Modern (I’m looking at you, Dave Eggers, Nicole Krauss and Lauren Slater). Others [...]
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First off, it was great to see everybody again! I had missed the last two Media Makers events and kicked myself pretty hard both times. Thanks to my cat and the fact that I have a memory like a (rusted) steel trap, [...]
Yes, once again our first-ever contest, the Design-a-Vagina Contest (Redux), has come to a close. The results are already in and those results may be expressed with the following image.
If you can’t read that, and I don’t blame you if you can’t, it says “This Page Intentionally Left Blank” - which is to say that [...]
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Dear person who tried to use my debit card in Queens this weekend:
The joke is on you, not only did the bank call shenannigans on your attempt before anything was charged but I don’t have any fucking money anyway, so you would have been shit out of luck no matter what.
Thanks for forcing me to [...]
This morning my mother copied to me via IM an email or a page she had found. Within contains the most complete list of paranoias, hoaxes, wishful thoughts, and general falderall ever generated via email chain letters. It is a tremendously entertaining read and I absolutely have to share with you all. Oh, and if [...]
@jbancroft must be a big dang plane to need that many pilots #
curly wheat pasta drenched in simple tomato basil sauce. om nom nom nom #
@steveswrong I signed up for some basic media embedding worked ok couple times used #
sms tweeters, what kinda tech you packin? #
I just registered worstbarever.com .org & .net who wants [...]
Last night the most remarkable series of things happened, resulting in a delightful print out just for you!
In #ormgas (the IRC channel for the OCR internet radio broadcast), Leissi pasted the following -
Notice: This Department requires no physical fitness program: everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the [...]
Some kids play in the sandbox. We play in the.... litterbox??? The RKNet staff is pleased that you decided to stop by. Currently this is a multi-author project, with a rotating cast of totally kooky characters. Contact giania [at symbol] gmail [dot] com if you'd like to play here too.
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