Stupid Things on the Internet: I Accidentally a Coca Cola Bottle

This is how I first encountered this speech pattern meme-thing in the wilds of soup. It made no sense and every time I saw it, I giggled like a small, feeble-minded child. The absurdity! The expressions! And oh how the mind delighted over the many awkward possibilities of the missing verb. This pattern, “I accidentally [...]

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Analytics is Not a Perfect Science or How to Tie A Shemagh

Until I started looking at the Analog 6.0 stat reports for the site, I had no idea what a shemagh was. Now I know it’s a it’s a style of head wrap which originated in the Middle East. If you really want to know how, ActionGear.com has a pretty handy tutorial (with pictures!).
However, you’re probably [...]

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Owen Wilson Hospitalized, Doubtful He’ll Be Left Alone

Owen Wilson was brought to the hospital today via ambulance. It is unknown at this time why exactly, but he has already released a statement regarding this incident, stating:
“I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time,” the 38-year-old actor said in a statement released [...]

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Register Interview with Opera CEO

In a 4 page article on The Register’s buzzard-bedecked website, writer Andrew Orlowski sits down and drills Opera’s CEO and founder Jon von Tetzchner.
They discuss the issues of compatability and the speed at which web technology grows and where Opera rates with all of it. (See the HowToCreate.co.uk Browser Speed Comparison if you’re curious on [...]

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Carbon Footprint Labels on Food Seems Like a Waste of Ink

Via The Underwire:
UK Food retailer Tesco is going to spend $10 million on testing of foods at Oxford University in order to develop a carbon labeling system, letting their customers know exactly what kind of “carbon footprint” their cereal and steaks leave on the environment.
It seems to me that putting “Carbon Footprint” labels on [...]

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Search Crystal Example: Cthulhoid

Ever wanted a quick visual representation of a particular set of search options from multiple engines? Search Crystal has you covered. It provides 3 different ways to view search results: clustered, spiraled, and listed. It will show you which engines pull up which results, too. So if Google and MSN are showing the same results, [...]

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Hope, strength, and patience to all who lost something today

The trumpet of a prophecy! O Wind,
If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?
~ Percy Bysshe Shelley: Ode to the West Wind
Because everyone else will be espousing their philosophical and political agendas, I feel it appropriate to bring up a philosophical and political standpoint that has been on my mind a lot lately. Not as [...]

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Dear Money-Grubbing, Soulless Music Pimps: Enjoy Your Horse Porn Emails!

was kind enough and clever enough to take some important legislative news in regards to music, internet radio, broadcast radio, and everybody's favorite group: the RIAA, and break it all down for We T.
On March 2, 2007, The CRB approved royalty rates that will bury any small webcaster, and create a heavy burden even [...]

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I just don't get it

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061223/ap_on_fe_st/justo_s_cathedral
This might be the saddest thing I ever read. Here’s this guy, 81 years old. Building this cathedral all by himself. No one who could help in any major way wants anything to do with it. A bunch of people want to tear it down. All he’s got is faith, scattered minor support, and notariety. [...]

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copout city

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061114/od_nm/court_davincicode1_dc
Because if your quasi-similar novel doesn’t sell, you can always sue, right? It’s nice to know that the justice system might work. Not that I have any love for Dan Brown. I couldn’t even finish Da Vinci Code, I found the writing to be a lot like someone describing a cheap action movie. And by [...]

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